Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?