What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which plant has the best roar?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?