What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How much money does a skunk have?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do cows say on NYE?