Why do two skunks argue?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
When do astronauts eat?