What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?