What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?