What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the holiest insect?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?