Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which relative loves rice?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?