Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What season begins with a thud?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
