How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What animals make the best students?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
If you need help building an ark...
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?