How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?