Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?