Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?