What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the storm actually calm?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?