Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?