Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do jokesters study in college?