Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do termites go camping?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?