How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which family member is always relieved?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is the smallest lion?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?