Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a tired tree?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which celebrity became a great detective?