What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?