What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What day is your mom always right?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the holiest insect?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?