What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where does laundry go to college?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How much money does a skunk have?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?