Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?