Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do cats love to work?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?