What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do bees chew?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?