Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the laziest vegetable?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?