Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?