What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?