A book just fell on my head.
What was the first animal in space?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?