What do mice do when they're at home?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are books always so angry?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?