Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do bees chew?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?