Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?