Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are frogs always happy?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How does the sun listen to music?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?