What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?