Why was the moth so unpopular?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?