What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the cow afraid?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does a lion call an antelope?