When do ghosts love to go camping?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?