Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?