Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why are books always so angry?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did summer say to spring?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?