What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the spider so smart?