What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
A book just fell on my head.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?