What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you talk to a giant?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?