Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why is grass so dangerous?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?