Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?