Why do trees hate going to school?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?