Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do insects learn at school?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?