Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?