What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?