Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How does dinner smell?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?