What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a pig thief?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?