What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which insect is the smartest?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?