Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...