What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
