What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?