Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Bears love exotic cars.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call stolen cheese?