Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?