What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How are teens like cats?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's E.T. short for?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How did the toad die?
What building always gets stains on it?