How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are cars magic?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?