What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which subject has two parts?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?