What do you call a sad latte?
When should you start writing a book?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What condiment has wings?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?