Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is summer always sad?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?