What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the most determined bird?
What shape is bad at driving?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why was the musician arrested?