What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are goats so funny?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?