What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?