What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?