What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do you make a bandstand?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the fish so smart?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?