What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?