Why don't ants get sick?
What do naked fish play with?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
