Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
I broke my finger!
What do bees chew?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?