I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a short cow?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?