Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?