Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does winter fat turn into?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?