What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?