Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where was Noah born?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How does a squid go into battle?