What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?