Why was the math book sad?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How can you make 7 even?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?