What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What insect runs away from everything?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?