Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?