What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do jokesters study in college?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?