Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?