Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How does a cow do math?
How do birds threaten one another?