Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How do scientists freshen their breath?