Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How does a cow do math?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the difference between weather and climate?