Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What day do hands always go to church?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are goats so funny?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where does water do all its banking?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?