Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What fairy loves to count?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call an old snowman?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?