Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the cat so small?
What does an attorney say when getting married?