What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
How do billboards talk?
How long do chickens work?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?