How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where does a camper keep his money?