What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?