What is a twin's favorite fruit?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?