What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?