What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What game do bats excel at?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?