What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?