What do you call an old snowman?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
