What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?