What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?