How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do math teachers love March?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?