Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who granted the fish a wish?