What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the opposite of irony?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do bees buzz?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?