Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
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What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?