What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
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Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?