Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?