Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What was the first animal in space?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do actors go to pray?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?